Nasty 1-Star Reviews of Colorado’s Clothing-Optional Hot Springs
Have you ever visited a clothing-optional hot spring in Colorado? Would you like to? Before setting out on this adventure, you may want to read a few reviews.
Some in Colorado absolutely love the state's various clothing-optional hot springs. Like anything else, though, there are those who have had negative experiences. Check out these nasty 1-star reviews of various Colorado hot springs.
Colorado's Clothing-Optional Hot Springs
Do a search of Colorado, and you'll dig up seven clothing-optional hot springs located all over the state. You'll notice I didn't say "resorts." Not all of Colorado's clothing-optional hot springs are businesses. There's one, Conundrum Hot Springs, which is simply a huge puddle located in the middle of nowhere.
When it comes to "resorts" or "lodges," you'll find a handful located near smaller communities around Colorado. Most offer lodging, while some offer day passes.
People Love Colorado's Hot Springs
These clothing-optional hot springs don't have customers, they have dedicated fans. People love them. At a glance, it appears as though these natural wonders thrive on repeat business rather than random customers.
If you read enough reviews, you'll find that visitors, for the most part, are overjoyed with the natural features. The hot springs themselves receive glowing reviews.
After reading thousands of reviews, it seems as if most complaints revolve around:
- customer service
- limited days and hours
Pull up a few of these businesses, and you'll notice most have unusually limited business hours. Some are closed on various days of the week. Some allow visitors of any age, while others do not. Most go strictly 18+ after a certain time in the evening.
Looking at the gallery below, you'll notice that while visiting clothing-optional hot springs, some reviewers were shocked to encounter naked people. Imagine that.
Others, most of whom enjoy what could best be described as a "free-spirited" lifestyle, were disappointed to learn they couldn't bring their entire family, kids, and all.
Nasty Reviews In Colorado
I publish posts like this all the time; nasty reviews of Colorado attractions. This is the first time my posts have included privately-owned businesses. Normally the reviews featured here include natural landmarks such as:
- Nasty Reviews of the Colorado River
- Nasty Reviews of Colorado's Garden of the Gods
- Nasty Reviews of Pikes Peak
- Nasty Reviews of Colorado's South Platte River
For this reason, I've purposely eliminated the name of the business from the reviews. In most cases, the name of the property was never mentioned, to begin with. It is not my intention to harm the reputation of any business.