Urban Dictionary’s Definition of Grand Junction is NSFW + Hilarious
If you're looking for the definition of a slang term or something you saw on the interwebs, you normally head to Urban Dictionary. Sometimes you learn more than you'd like to. We decided to see what the Urban Dictionary had to say about Grand Junction, and we weren't disappointed.
Urban Dictionary has a couple great definition for Grand Junction, do you agree?
A town in western Colorado, also known as Junktown. Junk meaning mostly Clifton and Orchard Mesa. Don't ever move here!
Man, my parents are moving me to Grand Junction. I think I'll run away and join the circus instead.
A small town in Western Colorado. Yes, it is the meth capital of the United States. The people are very nice. Located along the Colorado River by the largest flat-top mountain in the world. Also close to Fruita and Palisade.
Person 1: Hey, you're moving to Grand Junction?
Person 2: Yep. We visited it last month. It was beautiful, and the people were so nice and very welcoming.
The biggest town between Denver and Salt lake which produces the most meth in the US. Everyone who live here has AIDS from using dirty needles. Only poor people live here. Orchard Mesa and Clifton are the ghetto and meth-iest of all over. Move here for cheap drugs.
If you were top ask a five year old, in Grand Junction, "Can I have some meth?" they'd be to bumped up to understand you.
A Semi small town on the western slope that wishes it was fruita!
Dang. Too bad we live in Grand junction, huh?