But, officer, I have a good excuse for speeding!- Cranium Kruncher

Today's Cranium Kruncher-- 67% of police officers say this is the #1 excuse they get from speeders--what is it?? Pregnant wife? Late for work?

The answer is.... "I have to go to the bathroom."
Tom had the answer and won lunch for two from Chic-Fil- A.