Tag yourself. 

Coloradans know there are two kinds of 'pot' our state is know for.

It's true, I do know where my commute potholes are.

Remember that thing about needing to make at least six figures to buy an average house in Colorado? Yeah, I'll just leave this here (dog's not even included).

Ya'll think you could just keep jogging? Like to Nebraska?

Dress accordingly, California.

Oh, speaking of California.

HALF A MILE EAST OFF I-25 ON ARAPAHOE ROAD.

Lastly, if you're still interested in living in Colorado, here's a helpful map. We can't wait to see you.