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Montrose Woman Returns Stolen Car, By Parking In Front Of Jail

This is another one for the "Stupid Criminals" file. Parking a stolen car in front of the Mesa County Jail is dumb enough, but then sitting in it until you are caught is even dumber.

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11 Stupidest Criminals of 2013

2013 was chock-full of criminal masterminds (read morons). That's right, last year we were graciously introduced to a mom who let her toddler hit the bong, the poopy-pants shop lifter, a cold-hearted nun-robbing thief and so much more. And thanks to our good friend the Internet, no dumb deed goes unnoticed.

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Clumsy Criminals Get Caught In Botched Robbery Attempt [FAIL]

These two guys give the phrase, "taking the fall" for a crime to a whole new level. It's pretty obvious this is their first, (and probably last), robbery attempt.

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Man Calls Police to Complain About Ugly Prostitute

According to the BBC an English man called Britain's version of 911 June 11th to complain about a hooker who didn't look as advertised.Take a listen to his complaint call here . . .

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William Warby, Flickr

Man Steals Ex’s Engagement Ring, Gives It To His Wife

Donald Albritton's marriage was going through a rough patch, so he turned to his ex-girlfriend for help. The catch is Megan White, the 35-year old's former-flame, didn't exactly get a say in the matter...

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Joe Raedle, Getty Images
Joe Raedle, Getty Images

Drug Courier Loses $20,000, Asks Tucson Police For Excuse Note

Granted, losing $20,000 of a drug cartel's money is fairly panic inducing. That said, you do have to wonder what Demarco Alonzo Thomas was thinking when he called the police for a note excusing him from delivering $20,000.

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Thief Thwarted In Hilarious Swedish Ad

We don't want to ruin this ad, so we're not going to tell you what company it's for, or what it does. We'll only tell you that it's from Sweden and that it's a riff on Apple Store robberies that happen occasionally

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