Man Calls Police to Complain About Ugly Prostitute

According to the BBC an English man called Britain's version of 911 June 11th to complain about a hooker who didn't look as advertised.Take a listen to his complaint call here . . .

In this call the man tells the dispatcher that woman he hired "misdescribed herself and misrepresented herself totally -- basically she was ugly."

Even after speaking with police, he insists that she should be arrested for misrepresentation!

They then sent the man a letter of warning and an office called to remind him that soliciting was illegal.

Sounds like he deserves our "Nincompoop In The News"!