New Zealand Lifeguards on the Hunt for Swimming Pool Pooper
It's a given that some people pee in the pool. This person has taken it one step further by pooping in the pool.
While peeing in the pool can be a relatively discreet action, pooping in the pool requires the offender to drop their drawers and poop without being noticed. The fact the perpetrator was able to poop in the pool for several weeks without being seen make you wonder how skillful this pool pooper is.
With the pool pooper on the loose, it's also a surprise people in New Zealand haven't started avoiding the pool altogether opting for a safer option like running through the sprinklers. That could be traumatizing too if you step in dog poop while running around the yard.
Another possibility is the pool pooper is simply reenacting the famous swimming pool scene from 'Caddyshack' except with the real thing.