What’s The Stupidest Way You’ve Injured Yourself

What is the dumbest way YOU'VE ever hurt yourself? I ran across an online discussion about the STUPIDEST ways people have injured themselves and I've got the TOP six!

But FIRST I have a confession . . . I am guilty of KNOCKING myself silly!

How you ask?

Well I INGENIOUSLY stacked two buckets on top of each other to reach the top of a door jamb. The problem was one was square and one was round . . . needless to say when I tried to stand on them, they scissored out from under me like a bottle rocket on the 4th of July, my feet flew over my head and I landed on my back passed out on the sidewalk . . .

While your laughing at other peoples misery be thinking about the dumbest way you've injured YOURSELF so you can share too!

Here's the top 6 from Reddit:

1. I dropped the shampoo in the shower and bent over to pick it up.  My butt cheeks touched the freezing cold shower door and I shot forward and headbutted the wall.  It hurt, and I probably should've been knocked out.
2. I was reading in bed, lying on my back, holding the book up . . . but I was tired and dropped the book on my face.  I needed stitches.
3. I pulled a groin muscle playing bowling on Nintendo Wii.
4. I needed three stitches when I caught my finger in the binding of my company's accident prevention plan manual.
5. I was in class and had a sneezing fit.  I sneezed so hard it knocked me forward so I hit my nose on the desk.  That knocked me backwards, made my chair flip over, and I hit my head on the floor.  I was unconscious and bleeding.
6. My friend tried to do a 'Dukes of Hazzard' slide across the hood of a car and pierced his butt cheek on a rusty windshield wiper.

Take a listen to what some friends had to say:

Not ready to admit what stupid thing YOU'VE done? Check out this video of "Dumb Ways to Die"

Here's a few submitted by Mack Fans: