Some people like their pizza hot and saucy, just like their partner. Grand Junction likes their pizza just like they like their partner.

We asked you to finish this sentence on our Facebook and the responses were hilarious and also appalling:

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Windi LaBounta commented on our Facebook and says she likes her pizza like she likes her man: cheesy and ready to scorch the roof of her mouth.

Cody Hicks says he likes his partner round and smelling like parmesan cheese. (The parmesan part is a joke, right?)

Shea Bramer says he likes his woman like he likes his pizza: crisp, thin and spicy with lots of pineapples.

Daisy Thomson commented on our Facebook and says she likes her pizza just like her partner: cold.

Wendy Robins commented on our Facebook and says she likes her man like she likes her pizza 'looking good af, all hot and steamy, ready for my hungry to devour, dripping from my face and all over my hands.' (We literally have no comment for this one.)

Damon Young says he likes his woman like he likes his pizza: delicious and smelling like pineapple.

Disclaimer: Not all of Grand Junction likes their pizza like their partner. McKenzie Jacobson likes her pizza thin and crispy but when it comes to her man, not so much on the thin crispiness.