Behold, the most bizarre hospital review you'll ever read. It is a bit unclear if this patient was satisfied or disenchanted with his visit to Grand Junction's St. Mary's Regional Hospital.

Some dude by the name of KingCookie 3 left a puzzling review following a visit to St. Mary's. Check it out.

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Wow! It happened with no warning or nothin'. Okay, so I'm confused. Is he happy or upset following his visit? His review begins with "Something not so chill happened" but ultimately receives a four-out-of-five star rating on Yelp!

How did I encounter this review? I needed to contact the St. Mary's Regional Blood Center, so I pulled them up on the web. The review you see above is the first one listed. One can't help but notice.

This "Close Encounter of the Weird Kind" happened not too long ago. The review was posted on May 28, 2019.

It seems KingCookie 3 is a little bit "butthurt" following his visit, but not really. I can usually walk out of the hospital with a very clear idea as to whether I want to give the visit a thumbs up or thumbs down. Apparently, KingCookie is still on the fence.