Backyard Roller Coaster Is Just Plain Awesome

So, you think you're cool because you've got a Slip' N Slide in your backyard? Well, we hate to be bearers of bad news.

This backyard has a roller coaster in it. Yeah, a roller coaster. It's all the thrills of an amusement park without the horrible waiting in line behind kids screaming they have to go pee pee.

This guy is the genius behind the project. We don't understand the science behind it, but we don't need to. All we care about is how we can become neighbors with this guy.