Football may the most popular sport in America, but soccer is the most popular sport in the world. So, it's news when something goes wrong in a game.

FailArmy has put together this delightfully amusing compilation of bloopers from the worlds of football and soccer (with some rugby -- including this child-man -- thrown in for good measure, too).

The prevailing themes? Football features a lot of bad luck, while soccer has way too many balls to the head. Perhaps a sport without a ball would be a smarter decision. Of course, that pretty much only leaves track, but that still leaves you with a chance to show how fast you can run from a stray ball that's coming in your direction from an adjoining field.