The most expensive house currently on the market in Palisade would look really nice under your Christmas tree. I haven't a clue how you're going to get it down the chimney or fit it under the tree. Regardless, you could really brighten someone's holiday with this beauty.
There are places in Grand Junction you can say you haven't been to and not be ashamed. Then, there are these eight which anyone who claims they're from Grand Junction should be embarrassed to admit they haven't seen.