Some people were born to boogie. Some were not. This is one radio guy who should not be allowed on the dance floor.In my defense, let me just say as a child I was never allowed even to square dance in gym class in elementary school. As I grew up, I never attended a single junior high or high school dance - including prom. So, perhaps that would help explain my dancing deficiencies.

Still, you've got to give a guy credit for trying. With Boogie Machine on the stage jamming down with some great disco sounds it's pretty hard to just sit still.

So this was me at the Boogie Machine concert at Grande River Vineyards. I trust that nobody was offended by the vulgar and obscene dance moves I demonstrate in this video. For your protection, most of the dance moves remain hidden - they are very subtle - and I just basically look like a dork.