Stupid Criminals

A Kansas man is behind bars after leading police on a chase that was anything but high speed.

The owner of Canadian Gold & Silver in northwest Canada foils a robbery by knocking out the would be thief with a baseball bat. I know one would think the store owner would have a hockey stick but a baseball bat will do more damage.

This is another one for the "Stupid Criminals" file. Parking a stolen car in front of the Mesa County Jail is dumb enough, but then sitting in it until you are caught is even dumber.

2013 was chock-full of criminal masterminds (read morons). That's right, last year we were graciously introduced to a mom who let her toddler hit the bong, the poopy-pants shop lifter, a cold-hearted nun-robbing thief and so much more. And thanks to our good friend the Internet, no dumb deed goes unnoticed.

These two guys give the phrase, "taking the fall" for a crime to a whole new level. It's pretty obvious this is their first, (and probably last), robbery attempt.

According to the BBC an English man called Britain's version of 911 June 11th to complain about a hooker who didn't look as advertised.Take a listen to his complaint call here . . .

Donald Albritton's marriage was going through a rough patch, so he turned to his ex-girlfriend for help. The catch is Megan White, the 35-year old's former-flame, didn't exactly get a say in the matter...

Granted, losing $20,000 of a drug cartel's money is fairly panic inducing. That said, you do have to wonder what Demarco Alonzo Thomas was thinking when he called the police for a note excusing him from delivering $20,000.

We don't want to ruin this ad, so we're not going to tell you what company it's for, or what it does. We'll only tell you that it's from Sweden and that it's a riff on Apple Store robberies that happen occasionally. Suffice to say it demonstrates that some companies are very much on top of their game...