Stop wasting all your time making hand-sewn costumes for your hamster. Do this instead. You'll save time, and it appears that there's a chance a hamster will even enjoy this, unlike that tiny train conductor uniform you spend 46 hours on.
Hamsters are pretty funny creatures just being themselves. But these two take funny to a whole new level. If you're not laughing or at least smiling a little after watching these guys you should probably seek professional help.