Drunk

South Dakota took the top spot.

Fourth of July deserves some celebrating, which includes drinking in the name of America. This is how drunk Grand Junction was on the Fourth of July.

A man who was so drunk he didn't know where he was, decided he wanted to crash at a home that turned out belonging to the Summit County Sheriff.

In addition to upholding the law, police are supposed to be fine upstanding citizens. This cop was so drunk he couldn't even stand up.

Weddings are great celebrations of love and the beginning of a wonderful life together unless you're a stumbling drunk groom who angers your new bride before the reception is over.

A raccoon tumbles some cases of booze in a warehouse and decides to party all night. When workers arrived the next day, the raccoon was so drunk he could hardly walk.

We all know why you should never drink and drive, but we now know why you shouldn't drink and skateboard, either.

Of all the dumb reasons to call 911 – and there have been plenty – this may be the dumbest.

Whether the result of celebrating a bit more than planned, or just getting drunk for the sake of it, what started out as fun can end up as misery the next day with a hangover. While scientists have yet to discover a foolproof way, other than to not drink at all, to avoid a hangover, there is now a scientific cure for the dreaded condition.

If you've been wondering how to recreate Miley's soon-to-be classic look from the VMAs, wonder no more -- this video will teach you. All you need are some lemons, some tape, some plastic wrap and no pride.