Staff Writer

All those long lines can drive you mad on Black Friday, but you know what can drive you even more bonkers? No lines at all.

Forget about not seeing the forest through the trees -- this driver couldn't see the road through them.

Let this be a lesson to you when you're wandering around the mall parking lot after you wrapped up your Black Friday shopping.

When it comes time to talk turkey this Thanksgiving, you may want to make sure you *only* talk turkey.

This isn't the type of passenger who should get a ride with you.

We're almost as happy for her as she is.

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Is this dog actually a dog?

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