Honest Reporter Is Livid There Are No Black Friday Lines
All those long lines can drive you mad on Black Friday, but you know what can drive you even more bonkers? No lines at all.
Cops Stop Car Hauling Insanely Ginormous Christmas Tree on Roof
Forget about not seeing the forest through the trees -- this driver couldn't see the road through them.
Man Finds Car 20 Years After Forgetting Where It Was Parked
Let this be a lesson to you when you're wandering around the mall parking lot after you wrapped up your Black Friday shopping.
Poll: Americans Shudder at Thought of Talking Politics on Thanksgiving
When it comes time to talk turkey this Thanksgiving, you may want to make sure you *only* talk turkey.
Woman Drives 20 Minutes Knowing Ginormous Spider Is In Her Car
This isn't the type of passenger who should get a ride with you.
Girl With Special Needs Is Over the Moon With Job Offer
We're almost as happy for her as she is.
These Are the 10 Best Shopping Deals on Black Friday
Looking for the perfect present at the perfect price? We got you covered.
Dog Howls Just Like a Canine Version of Chewbacca
Is this dog actually a dog?
Stove Top Is Selling Thanksgiving Pants So You Can Be a Gluttonous Pig
Worried about unbuttoning the pants so your stomach won't explode after gobbling up all that turkey this Thanksgiving? Now you don't have to.
These Are 2017’s Best Cities for Halloween
Looking for the best place to maximize your Halloween fun?