Hey! I’m Jo Pincushion. I'm an aspiring singer, comedian, writer, blogger, writer, actor, and reality TV star. I may have a lot on my plate, but I’m always happy to create. I hope my snarky writing catches the attention of the general public, and I bring laughter and happiness to large amounts of people. You can catch me around Philadelphia, enjoying horror, haunted houses and supporting various artists in this great city. Feel free to stop by my website www.jopincushion.com
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10 Things We Aren’t Thankful for This Year
Thanksgiving is just a few days away. Where has the time gone? As you prepare your menu, it's time to reflect on what you're thankful for. But as always, there are a few things that we could really have done without this year. Hurricanes, superstorms and other freakish weather systems, for example, don't deserve our gratitude. Here are 10 things we aren't thankful for:
10 Forms of I.D. That Won’t Be Accepted on Election Day
It's almost time to cast your vote for the 2012 presidential election, and in some states it's important that you present valid photo I.D. Otherwise you could be prevented from casting your vote, which would deprive you of performing your civic duty.
Don't worry—we're here to help you! Here is a list of 10 forms of I.D. that won't be accepted on election day:
10 Ways to Carve Your Pumpkin This Halloween
The best part about Halloween is the pumpkin. On a nice fall day you head on over to the local pumpkin patch and pick out the perfect specimen. Then you and your friends or family get together to carve your masterpiece and cook some delicious pumpkin seeds.
Choosing the perfect method to carve your pumpkin is key, so we came up with 10 ideas you may not have thought of for how to carve your pumpki
10 Ways to Traumatize Your Kids This Halloween — The Funnies
Halloween isn't just about candy and haunted houses—it's about creating lifelong memories with your kids. You can take them to a pumpkin patch and carve a pumpkin, you can pick out a design together and then build the best costume ever. There are so many wholesome activities to share with your darling children.
Or ... you could traumatize them. Let's not forget, Halloween is also about playing ma
10 Jobs Big Bird Should Apply for Once Romney Fires Him — The Funnies
Americans found out on Wednesday what Mitt Romney has planned if he becomes president: He will cut funding for PBS, effectively firing Big Bird.
Romney still claims to "love Big Bird," he just says the country can't afford to pay for the channel. In this economy, our large, yellow feathered friend better start looking for a new job now just in case Romney follows through with his threat.
10 Fall Sitcoms That Didn’t Get the Green Light — The Funnies
The reruns are over, and it's time for a new season of television entertainment. While the likes of Matthew Perry, Dennis Quaid and Sophia Bush will dot the small screen in new programs, there are some shows that, sadly, didn't get past the pilot stage.
12 Things You Must Avoid to Have the Perfect Romantic Getaway — The Funnies
Every couple deserves a romantic getaway. It's a great way to keep the flames of your passion burning or rekindle the fire altogether.
But there are ways to ruin these few days of amore.
10 Things You Never Knew About the Presidential Nominees — The Funnies
The presidential election is kicking into high gear, so get ready to hear those annoying ads—you know, the ones that claim Obama never created jobs and Romney outsources everything. It's time to duck while politicians sling mud at each other.
11 Terrible Names to Give Your Dog — The Funnies
Dogs. They're man's best friend. It takes a lot of love and care to properly raise one. That love starts with the perfect name.