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Paraplegic Man’s Legendary Pregnancy Announcement Is Brilliant to the Infinite Power
Let's hope this guy's kid inherits his sense of humor.
Woman Offers Cop Sex in Exchange for Taco Bell, The Jokes Are Free for All
Tortilla, meet whore-tilla.
Boyfriend’s ‘OK’ Spaghetti Comment Leads to Bizarre Police Standoff
Call her Chef Boyardee-ranged.
Idiot Takes ATV for Painfully Terrible Ride Down Small Staircase
An ATV is not *all* terrain.
Christie Brinkley Returns to Swimsuit Issue at Age 63, Poses With Her Daughters
A different kind of family portrait. A better kind.
Which Celebrities Do Men Most Want to Have Sex With? Glad You Asked.
Being famous has its perks, but, boy is it exhausting. You have to star in strangers' dreams every night.
Bus Passengers Frantically Flee in Nick of Time As Truck Collides Into Them
This looks like something out of a movie.
Well-Mannered Boy Asks Permission to Curse Out Brother
Never has rage been so politely expressed.
Tostitos Breathalyzer Bag Is a Super Bowl Party Game-Changer
Tostitos wants people to eat, drink and be safe this Super Bowl.
Sierra Nevada Issues Gigantic 36-State Recall
Important news for beer drinkers.