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If you're like me, you're not a fan of dressing up on Halloween. It's too much work. It takes too much thought. AND ... it's all for one night. Not worth it if you ask me.

So, I tried to find some easy-peasy costumes that would work in a pinch, and possibly make someone laugh -- with you, not at you, hopefully.

Here are my favorite simple to do Halloween costumes:

This is My Human Costume. I'm Really a Unicorn.

This is My Human Costume
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Whoa! I really thought you were a human. Great costume.

I'm a Traffic Cone

I'm a Traffic Cone
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Throw on this shirt, and stand in the middle of the road. You're sure to fool some Grand Junction drivers. (Tip: don't do that, you WILL get run over.)

Be a Buckaroo

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Throw on some jeans and your everyday boots. Presto, change-o, you're a cowboy.

I'm a Mermaid, Duh

I'm a Mermaid, Duh
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Of course, you are! Didn't you know mermaids get legs when out of the water?!

I Am a Tomato

I Am a Tomato
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Throw on this shirt with a green hat, and no one will question how much you look like a tomato.

Pretend I'm a Caterpillar

Pretend I'm a Caterpillar
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Who knows?! Maybe you'll turn into a butterfly at the end of the night.

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My inner nerd loves this costume.

Banana

Banana
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Don't take this shirt off and throw it on the floor, someone might slip and fall. Also, if you're lucky, someone will peel this off of you.

I Put a Lot of Effort Into This Seventies Costume and I Expect You to Appreciate It

I Put a lot of Effort Into This Seventies Costume and I Expect You to Appreciate It
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So. Much. Effort. I should win first place in any costume contest in this.

Worst. Costume. Ever.

Worst. Costume. Ever.
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I beg to differ. This is the best costume ever.

Pretend I'm a Spider

Pretend I'm a Spider
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Considering you're four legs too short, I'd still say this is a valiant effort.

Ghost Shirt

Ghost Shirt
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This is easier --and cheaper-- than cutting holes in a sheet.

This is My Pineapple Costume

This is My Pineapple Costume
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This would be the perfect costume if your partner went as SpongeBob SquarePants.

Pretend I'm a Tree

Pretend I'm a Tree
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Wear your camo pants and hat to complete this ensemble.

I'm a Cat, Duh

I'm a Cat, Duh
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Me-yow!

Pirate Costume

Pirate Costume
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Captain Jack Sparrow has nothing on you.

Skeleton Costume

Skeleton
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I'm a buck twenty wet and wearing boots. This is my ultimate costume.

This is My Pickle Costume. Dill With It.

This is My Pickle Costume. Dill With It.
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If you can't dill, that's your problem.