You have been warned by Will Turner himself. Who's going to break it to him that this is no Dead Man's Chest?

I don't know about you, but a cardboard figure staring at me while I am recycling would hold me accountable; I don't want him to see me throw plastic or paper in the "cardboard only' bin. This is one of those 'Only in Grand Junction' moments.

Here are a few of my thoughts for an appropriate caption for this picture.

  • You are without a doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of
  • Should we break the news to him that he isn't guarding the Dead Man's Chest?
  • Not all treasure’s silver and gold, mate.

What would you caption this?