Finally, after all this time, I have decided to get a tattoo. As of this writing, I have zero tattoos. My kids make fun of me, my friends make fun of me, and I am sick of it. So I have decided to get a tattoo, but I am going to need your help.

First of all, I have no idea what I want to have permanently etched onto my body. So I need an idea of some kind that won't be too expensive yet, as a first tat, look pretty cool. So I need your help in designing it.

Second, I have no idea where to go to get one. I should have thought about this weeks ago, that way I could have gone to Country Jam with my new tat and shown off! But now will have to do, so the other help I need from you is who should be my artist?

I have a few places listed in the poll below, but if you have one that isn't on the list, add it! And in the comments, let me know what you think I should get.

Don't let me go another day with this drawing on my arm.