Most people are familiar with the Aesop Fable race between the tortoise and the hare, but I bet you've never seen a tortoise race a radio controlled truck.

I have to admit, it's more of a chase than a race and the tortoise is at a distinct disadvantage on the slippery hardwood floor. Under more favorable track conditions I think the race would end like the tortoise and the hare story, so I'm betting my money on the tortoise.