Talkative DJ Looking For A Partner In Crime

I ran across a Facebook post recently where a woman was looking for a friend for her husband. I thought, well, if it worked for them, maybe it will work for me! I mean the guy has someone to watch games with now!

So why shouldn't I give it a shot?

Now I'm not actually talking about committing crimes, but more like getting together, doing stuff, you find creative ways to tell me to shut up. Stuff like that.

I love sports. I am a huge Broncos fan, a fan of all Colorado sports, actually. I love to hike. Honestly, there is nothing more relaxing than getting out on a hike with good people to share the experience with. I like to play golf, but I don't get to go much since I don't have clubs or a lot of time to play. Not to mention I suck at it. I also love to be active in the community, as you can see by the Men In Heel's race attire. I am not, however, into cross-dressing. Just sayin'.

I'm an animal lover. And you can take that any way you like, but my dog Jazz and I are good buddies so anything we plan would have to include him.

I also love to karaoke. Nothing is more fun than listening to inebriated singers, including myself!

And driving. We live in the most beautiful state in the country, and one of the most beautiful places on Earth, so getting out and driving, seeing the sights, then getting out and exploring around is a great panacea for anything that might be troubling you.

Now how can you not want to hang out with a guy like that? Single, employed, fun and funny. Help me out!