Several communities around the nation have real life superheroes. That is actually what they refer to themselves as: Real Life Superheroes, or RLSH for short. Seattle has Phoenix Jones and Purple Reign. Atlanta has Crimson Fist. New York has Nyx. Grand Junction had Speedo-Man. Not only did Speedo-Man not fight crime, he was constantly getting busted and cited with Indecent Exposure. Why can't we have a real super hero, too?