Better know these laws if you're new to Colorado. I'm new to the state, so to make sure I would be a law-abiding citizen, I went on a search to check out some of Colorado laws. What I found was a bit odd and humorous.

If you are from here, you may have seen some these, but it's always good to get a refresher course on these bizarre, but real Colorado laws.

Alamosa

  • Throwing missiles at a car is illegal.
  • Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.

Boulder

  • It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.
  • Couches may not be placed on outside porches.

Cripple Creek

  • It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.

Denver

  • It is illegal to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
  • You may not drive a black car on Sundays.

Logan County

  • It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.

Louisville

  • Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys

Sterling

  • Cats may not run loose without having been fitted for a taillight.

If you could create a new law for us residents of the Western Slope area, what would it be?

[The Denver City Page]