One minute it's here, the next minute it's gone.

This German recycling shredder gobbles up cars the way obese Americans gobble up Oreos, rocky road ice cream and extra value meals -- swiftly and with no real effort. It's able to turn those pesky unwanted vehicles into scraps of metal quicker than the time it takes to say "lederhosen."

Look at this van get utterly demolished like it's the end of The Terminator. And considering the uncomfortable connotations that come along with a van, maybe it's for the best. Seriously, a guy in a dude is about as creepy as it gets, right? Unless, of course, it's the van from The A-Team or The Mystery Machine from Scooby-Doo. Because those vans are too legendary to ever be destroyed.