Grand Junction To Become Grand Jacktion (Humor)

In light of all the changes being put forth, I thought It would serve us all well to know I believe we should change everything to Jack.

Think about it, no one, anywhere, could say you don't know Jack. Because we would be Jacked up. Let's get started.

As a result of my initiative, CMU will now be called Colorado Jack University. That's right, CJU. And in an effort to lend a little more Jackness, I will propose all streets ending in fractions be referred to as Jack. So, you could find yourself on Jack and one-half road.

But I don't want to leave businesses out of the fun, so here are a few suggestions for them.

First, IHOP would become IHOJ. Yeah, International House of JackCakes. I think that has a nice ring to it.

Cell provider AT&T will now be referred to as JT&T.

I think that is a pretty nice start, actually. But I don't want to hog all of the cool ones myself, so comment on what you would change to YOUR name and let's have some fun with this.

And look forward to welcoming your friends to Grand Jacktion.