Why pay a few hundred dollars for a fancy hoverboard when you can get this "retro" hoverboard for a steal?

Listed on the Western Slope: Buy, Sell and Trade Facebook page, this "retro" hoverboard is listed for $100. As the seller states, this hoverboard is "Non-electric hoverboard works best downhill," so no need to charge it, and it won't burn your house down.

OK, as you can tell, this is just the backend of a tricycle, but you have to respect the sellers sense of humor. What's best about this post are some of the things people offer for trade.

Like this "low-mileage" car.

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Or this person's friend.

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Other people offered up some big-time money, only catch, the dates don't exist.

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If you're looking for one of those new-fangled hoverboards, this isn't one, but it will get you around if you live on a hill.