Pity the fool who rings the doorbell at this Grand Junction home. Unfortunately for the fool in question, this sign was the follow-up to a previous sign he chose to ignore. Is this the best Grand Junction sign ever?

Let's face it (pun intended), this sign makes its point perfectly clear. Message received. How did it come about?

Before becoming necessary to post this sign, a prototype sign with a much lighter tone was hung by the door. The original sign requested people not use the doorbell. The aforementioned fool chose to ignore the original sign and ring the doorbell anyway. The result? Sign #2.

Word to the wise - houses with babies require a little "volume etiquette." As you can see via the sign above, doorbells are a major no-no.

Thank you, Amy, for the excellent sign. We'll keep it quiet.