Fox News Anchor Gives a Drummer the Ax – Literally [VIDEO]

Here's why news anchors should never be allowed to handle large heavy sharp objects like an ax. They might injure or kill someone.

At first glance, it looked like the ax had a good chance of cutting off the unsuspecting drummer's hand or arm. Luckily, the guy was able to move enough so the drum took most of the hit.

It could be said, axes don't maim people, news anchors with axes do. Whoever thought this guy could throw an ax was sadly wrong. Then again, with a target that large, who would have thought anyone could possibly miss?

This news anchor and people like him are also the reason people say you shouldn't run with scissors in your hand, you could poke an eye out. I'm sure if he had, he's been the one in a million who would actually do it.