Dinosaur Dancing on a Stripper Pole is Too Hilarious to be Crude
You probably haven't seen this in a million years. A dinosaur dancing on a stripper pole. Don't worry, this isn't crude. In fact, its rated 'H' for hilarious.
While it's unlikely - no, impossible - for a real Tyrannosaurus Rex to have danced on a stripper pole like this one does, it certainly is entertaining.
In the end, the other pole dancers shower the dancing dinosaur with money. In true T Rex fashion, he then jumps on one of them as if he was getting ready to devour his next meal.
Thankfully, this type of exhibit is not part of the renovations happening at Fruita's Dinosaur Journey this fall.