Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Speeding Dad Tells Cops He Was in a Hurry to Poo
When you gotta go, you gotta go fast.
Watch a Man Dressed As a Coke Bottle Rob a Restaurant
Police sure are thirsty to find this guy.
Shot Congressman Steve Scalise Makes Triumphant Return to Capitol Hill
Rep. Steve Scalise, the congressman shot during a practice for a charity baseball game back in June, returned to Capitol Hill on Thursday.
Candy Corn Pizza Has Arrived and It’s a Whole Bunch of Yuck
Okay, what in the name of 30-minute delivery is going on here?
Knucklehead Rides on Outside of Train Zooming 70 MPH
This guy didn't take the train as much as the train took him.
High School Orders Students to Get Pre-Approved for Dance Dresses
Don't say yes to the dress until the school does.
It’s No Lie — ‘Fake News’ Get-Up Is Halloween’s Hot Costume
This is real. We promise.
Mayonnaise Belly Flopping Is a New, Gross Tailgating Game
These fans had a Hellmann's of a time.
45 Men Dressed As ‘Magnum, P.I.’ Booted From Detroit Tigers Game
Life shouldn't always imitate art.