These are ten pick up lines that you'll only hear in Colorado. I'm not saying that they work, I'm just saying you probably can't use them anywhere else besides Colorado.

  1. Are you a 14er? Because I'd like to climb you until I'm out of breath.
  2. My four-wheel drive can't handle all those curves, but I can.
  3. Are you a fat dab? Because you take my breath away.
  4. You've never been on a whitewater ride like this before.
  5. I'd love to climb your peaks and explore your valleys.
  6. Are you on the housing market? Because I definitely can't afford you.
  7. Do you smoke? Because weed looks good together.
  8. Are you a 34-inch long Rainbow trout? Because you're a catch.
  9. I want to T-H-See you naked.
  10. You remind me of a black diamond, beautiful and hard to conquer.

Like I said, there's no guarantee that these will work. If you do decide to try one out, let me know how it goes.